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Top 10 Most Annoying Celebrity Heiresses

2009-12-12T01:23:49Z

As anyone who was born poor will tell you, it would have been a hell of a lot better to have been born rich. Some poor bastard showing up in an industrial parking lot wearing a shabby coat and dirty hat in the hopes of an afternoon’s work would ...

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Top 10 Worst Shoes

2009-12-04T23:23:50Z

The feet are the ugliest part of the human body. Pull the shoes off any old-timer snoozing on a park bench (check for a pulse first) and you will be met with yellowing, callused, crusty awfulness that will make you forever be grateful that sandals...

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Top 10 Worst Imaginary Friend Movies

2009-12-04T23:22:08Z

Ivan the terrible machinist As the longevity of organized religion makes painfully clear, imaginary friends hold a powerful allure. They are not, however, limited to the fiction of holy texts. Imaginary friends manifest themselves in the lives ...

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FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS!!

2009-10-01T22:36:42Z

The occasional good looking flasher or 10-car pileup aside, long driving trips are often boring. Drivers usually rule the stereo, realizing just how precious a fiefdom this is when you’re crammed into a giant steel box with five people and no hope...

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Top 10 NFL Names

2009-09-09T03:43:48Z

Gamblers rejoice, the NFL season is about to get underway complete with office betting pools, Sunday afternoons spent guzzling beer in lieu of being forced into conversation with your buddies during commercial breaks, and off-field criminal shen...

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Top 10 Dangerous Jobs

2009-09-05T19:38:59Z

When historians one day take a look back and criticize us for our barbaric ways, they’ll have to give us credit for at least raising workplace safety standards somewhat from the days of kiddie chimney sweeps and railroad dynamiting duty. With most...

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Top Ten Lists

2009-08-26T14:03:00Z

Funny Top 10 lists are wildly popular… We discovered this in a list of 10 Things that are Wildly Popular. We started our site to follow on in the path laid down by our first book, a humorous collection of drinking-related feats of grandeur cal...

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Top 10 Lists

2009-08-26T14:00:34Z

In The Bucket List, Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson get out the blue box which has been attracting flies and recycle every character the duo have ever played in the last twenty years: the kindly, patriarchal, advice-dispensing gentleman and t...

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Facebook Causing Jealously??

2009-08-26T13:57:45Z

The internet has given those in the social sciences a new lease on life. After decades spent recording how men react when the guy in the next urinal brings up the weather, they can now suss out how just out how social media affects human beha...

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Top 10 Lists

2009-08-18T14:52:42Z

Lists are wildly popular. Whether they’re to-do lists, celebrities you’d sleep with if their publicist wasn’t looking, no-fly lists, hit lists, laundry lists or disabled lists (roll calls backstage at the Jerry Lewis Telethon), lists are undoubt...

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