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The feet are the ugliest part of the human body. Pull the shoes off any old-timer snoozing on a park bench (check for a pulse first) and you will be met with yellowing, callused, crusty awfulness that will make you forever be grateful that sandals, at least without socks, are not popular among that generation. Feet, however, are ugly even when well maintained – toenails painted, corns and calluses sawed off with liquid nitrogen– and not made even more hideous by long toes that give the appearance of deformed hands that you walk on.

Several cultures rightly denigrate feet, and in many of them, Thailand, for example, showing someone the sole of your shoe is a grievous insult, while walking with upturned shoes on both hands has a Kryptonite-like effect useful for keeping crowds at bay.

Mankind has long struggled to find ways to best cover these hideous appendages. In medieval times, foot bags protected against debris—a design feature that didn’t inspire confidence when most medical treatments consisted of finding someone to lop off an offending part. Fast forward to modern times and composite materials like rubber have provided much better protection, not only in the workplace, but for mobsters looking to avoid getting wacked in the rain.

A good shoe, like a good sock, should cover feet, be comfortable and not attract attention. For the unfussy man, a pair of black running shoes with the white logos of the brand colored in with black marker should suffice.

Here we focus on 10 of the ugliest pieces of footwear currently offending the sensibilities of everyone, even the blind, who are sickened even at the description. We are not talking about shoes that may look terrible, but serve some useful purpose – cement ones that expedite a trip to a lake bottom—but footwear that is so garish, it would give even a tranny hooker buyer’s remorse.

So, kick off your shoes and if they’re included here, leave them off and make a note of garbage day, as we kick ass and take names (kicking ass and not taking names is essentially a census) with our list of the Top 10 Worst Shoes.

10. Boxing Boots.

Some footwear is practical; Doc Martens for stomping fans in a soccer riot, for example and while you might not be caught dead in them unless a storm washed you ashore, hip waders are great for fishermen. By the same token, boxing boots are meant for, you guessed it, the chess with a spit bucket that is the sport of boxing. For some reason, as the world of a boxer (outside of the shorts), is one which is unlikely to intersect with the realm of fashion, these monstroties took off, but not in a good way, like in a direction other than wherever we happen to be looking.

For a brief period, manufacturers like Prada jumped on the bandwagon (there is no generally accepted footwear for jumping on bandwagons, but those shoes that give white guys extra vertical leap might help) with footwear inspired by a sport most women find repugnant…Speaking of repugnant

9. Gladiator Sandals.

For the gal on the go who wants to look as if she just might hurl a spear at a charging lion at a moment’s notice, may we recommend gladiator sandals. The gladiator sandal trend has had a longer lifespan than most Roman slaves but why would someone want shoes that require the fastening of more straps than a seat on the space shuttle? Like emperors of yore, we give these an emphatic ‘thumbs down’, though such a declaration won’t, unfortunately, meet with the same result as it did in Ancient Rome.

8. Adidas Kobe II.

Most sneakers are uncompromisingly and almost willfully ugly. Indeed, this list here could comprise kicks exclusively. However, one model, which looks like a bug shield on a cheap sedan, is worth inclusion here for being unspeakably ugly, while at the same time not taking advantage of the rainbow of colors that are typically the toolbox of weapons running shoe designers use to attack good taste. Behold the Adidas Kobe II. We can’t imagine what the Kobe I looked like, but it can’t be uglier than the hightop abortion pictured here, which resembles something that would float by on Mystery Science Theater.

After the tawdy details of Bryant’s personal life completely saturated the media like so much cheap musk,  it’s unlikely that he’s being inundated with calls to attach his name to anything whatsoever, which given this midnight turd of a shoe is probably a good thing.

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Ivan the terrible machinist

As the longevity of organized religion makes painfully clear, imaginary friends hold a powerful allure. They are not, however, limited to the fiction of holy texts. Imaginary friends manifest themselves in the lives of many — the overly creative person whose genius spills over into the make believe, the psychopath with a second face for dark deeds, or the friendless kid who’s practical.

There is something to be said for befriending a figment of one’s imagination. Unlike the real kind, an imaginary friend is incapable of, say, borrowing money and not paying it back. And if an imaginary friend asks to use your bathroom, it’s unlikely that he will rifle through your medicine cabinet or deposit anything of substance in your toilet.

In some films,  imaginary friends are depicted in a positive light, like an imaginary Humphrey Bogart  in Play it Again Sam, who encourages Woody Allen to grow a backbone and other advice that  unfortunately excluded both passing on Stardust Memories and not romancing someone whose school consent forms he once signed.

Here though we are looking at 10 imaginary characters in films who — like that kid in elementary school who enjoyed trapping birds — you would not want to befriend. These are the 10 Worst Imaginary Friends in Movies.

Children from yesteryear were as creepy as all get-out.

10.The Kids, The Orphanage

Do-gooder couple take their HIV-positive son, Simon to an orphanage in order to convert it into a home for kids with special needs. Along the way, the kid discovers playmates—not the good kind that bring you warmed hors d’œuvres in Heffner’s grotto—but imaginary ones who involve him and his mom in a dangerous game which ambiguously plays itself out when the kid goes missing and psychics are hired to track him down (never a good option, even as a last resort for the dumbest police officers).

Dishonorable Mention: Imaginary Friend, Dark Water

A divorcée moves into a concrete bunker of a building with her daughter and tries to piece her life back together after a bitter custody dispute, which the child eventually finds out she was on the losing side of when their ceiling starts to drip—an awful outcome for anyone renting an apartment under a compulsive toilet clogger. In this case though, while far less odoriferous, there lurks upstairs something even more frightening: the ghostly presence of a girl who drowned in the bathtub and comes to torment the new tenants. What follows is more murky water than even the most backed up shitter.

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The occasional good looking flasher or 10-car pileup aside, long driving trips are often boring. Drivers usually rule the stereo, realizing just how precious a fiefdom this is when you’re crammed into a giant steel box with five people and no hope of escape that wouldn’t involve serious injury at high speeds. Ask any truck driver and they’ll tell you that if it weren’t for  highway strip clubs and strangling the occasional hitchhiker, their jobs would be too dull to tolerate.

Bumper stickers offer a welcome distraction from the drudgery of the open road that doesn’t involve a point system for running over woodland creatures (squirrels, 5 pts, raccoons, 10 and up to maximum points for a bear. Rulebook must be consulted if, say, a giraffe escapes from the zoo and you somehow manage to bring it down with your Toyota Corolla).

Part of the fun with bumper stickers is that many people who aren’t using them to identify where they work or go to school are yahoos. They are somehow affiliated with a cause that a critical mass of people don’t care about or openly repudiate, and they want to share that with everybody mentally finalizing their orders at the McDonald’s drive-thru.

Here we have 7 bumper stickers we’d like to see, starting with a tribute to the man who gave us our most visited blog of all time:

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Gamblers rejoice, the NFL season is about to get underway complete with office betting pools, Sunday afternoons spent guzzling beer in lieu of being forced into conversation with your buddies during commercial breaks, and off-field criminal shenanigans that remind you that OJ was not a cricketer.

With its continued ability to make enough cash to keep its monstrous players well fed and then some, the NFL has proven itself to be the best-run sports league in North America (the worst run — probably the wife-carrying one.. haven’t heard from those cats in a while). Hockey has a profile only slightly higher than those diving competitions that measure the circumference of a splash, while baseball records have more asterisks than a fundamentalist-Christian-sponsored transcription of Deadwood.

While the NFL acronym could just as accurately be the “Numerous Felons League, the season remains  mercifully short (while the pyramids of Giza, Stonehenge, and Angkor Wat could be torn down and rebuilt in the time it takes a baseball season to run its course)  and it is the best sport on which to place a wager and to get drunk watching, preferably in that order if you want to hold onto your cash.

Unlike baseball, with which we have some degree of familiarity—having once dodged one hit out onto the freeway—neither of us has ever been to an NFL game — the nearest team to us in Canada is the Buffalo Bills, and we are not the type to invite misery into our lives willingly (unless we’ve been drinking).

What we might lack in gridiron expertise, we more than make up for in a willingness to pour through the NFL rolls and find 10 names to make sport of here on this list. These are the Top 10 NFL names. In this case “Top” means mostly hilarious names or those we were glad we didn’t have growing up a few neck sizes shorter than the guys on this list (For those of you who missed our first installment, please click here]

Wrong one. The other one is no longer a back up Colon in Steeltown

10. Willie Colon, Pittsburgh Steelers. As long as Colons clog professional sports, this surname will continue to be funny. Harry Colon continues to delight, as his surname-sake and joke butt-end Bartolo Colon. While the Spanish pronunciation is ‘cologne’, like NHL-er Miro Satan (pronounced “Lucifer”), we cannot blame sports fans for pronouncing it as you would if it was attached to “oscopy” (and we encourage them to do so. This all but guarantees that any “Colon” jersey will be heavily marked down in the discount bin).

Suggested Nickname: ‘The Cleanse’, or, if you go with the correct Spanish pronunciation, ‘Cheap’.

9. Fred Weary, Cleveland Browns. Our last list featured Melvin Bullitt and John McCargo, those are the kind of intimidating names football players need. Fred Weary sounds like someone who might need to be taken out behind the stadium by a rifle-wielding coach with a tear in his eye but who knows that Weary’s time has come.

Suggested Nickname: Fred ‘Chronic Fatigue’ Weary, ‘Touch of Sleep’, although some boxer already has this.

The world's oldest looking undergraduate, 90210

8. Will Smith, New Orleans Saints. Will Smith, before he became an A-List actor, was known for getting thrown out the front door of a Bel Air mansion, a gag that became less and less ‘Fresh’, each time it happened to the ‘Prince’ (at least 35). The Hollywood Will has been a celebrity for a long while, and one would think that this guy would go by Billy or something to save confusion. Going by the name Will Smith and being the size of an NFL player would only fool those strippers with really lousy TV reception.

Honorable Mention: Steve Sanders, Arizona Cardinals. Not the guy with the post-collegiate hairline, played by Ian Ziering on Beverly Hills 90210.

Suggested Nickname: Will ‘Incredibly mediocre early 90s Rapper’ Smith. For Sanders, Steve ‘Zip Code’ Sanders.

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When historians one day take a look back and criticize us for our barbaric ways, they’ll have to give us credit for at least raising workplace safety standards somewhat from the days of kiddie chimney sweeps and railroad dynamiting duty. With most people safely ensconced in office jobs that will leave them without a muscle in their bodies, put them at risk of stress-related illnesses, and give them the flexibility of giant crabs, at least the risk of awful death on the job is quite low. Indeed, aside from bumping your head when attempting a push-up under a desk, the odds of injuring oneself in the workplace these days are far lower than  back in the days when your job was likely to leave you with one less digit to hail a cab.

That’s the case for most of us. There are others, however, who really should not use the playing of workplace safety videos as an excuse to smoke a joint in the emergency stairwell. Their workplace hazards go far beyond an expired egg-salad sandwich in the vending machine. In honor of Labor Day and our heady joy at the fact that “writer” was not included on the list (yet), we salute those who are, according to the Bureau of Labour Statistics, working in the the 10 Most Dangerous Jobs in the US, (in order from “likelier to kill you than unemployment insurance” to “grim reaper-riding-shotgun dangerous”):

10. Garbage Men. A rule of thumb when it comes to dangerous jobs is that if you have to wear a reflective vest and you’re not in a chain gang, well you might consider night school. Since most of us are at work or — more likely — asleep when they do their morning rounds, we usually don’t take notice unless they get fussy about disposing a hollowed out grand piano that goes on to become a curb decoration or if they throw a strike and bring a major city to its knees with insane demands like having their unused sick days converted to cash and tacked onto their retirement payout. But given the stuff we’ve thrown out after particularly good parties, we do not envy them their jobs — or the fact that the best representation of their work in the arts was on the sitcom Roc.

Cost Benefit Analysis:

Cons: Everything.

But On the Plus Side: See above. Get in a particularly good union and a public health crisis will be in the making as crap gets dumped into city parks while you refuse to work and squander the goodwill of the public. AND they get to use hydraulic lifts to haul the trash. What’s next? Potpourri in the glove box?

9. Farmers and ranchers. Some of the contents of microwave food boxes stuffed in your refrigerator that will still be edible when the sun blinks out comes from the toil of the honest farmer. These good folk are the salt of the earth, and apparently the fathers of some very promiscuous young ladies if the jokes about them are to be believed. Whether it’s a cow that objects to your cold hands on its udder giving you a kick in the head or a piece of heavy machinery putting an end to being able to test which way the wind is blowing on a fairway, farming is hard and dangerous work.

Cost Benefit Analysis:

Cons: You inspired some of Steinbeck’s drearier work. According to the Insurance Journal, it’s more dangerous than even mining, which, had it inspired Steinbeck instead, would’ve meant a Hemingway-like end.

But on the Plus Side: Workplace casual means shit-kicker boots. Plus Willie Nelson loves you.

8. Electrical repairs. This is another occupation taken for granted unless the power goes out while you’re under anesthetic. When Fluffy the Siamese cat meets a transformer — the kind not under the hackneyed direction of Michael Bay — the first one on the scene, or maybe the second after the fireman with a putty knife for feline scraping, is the electrical technician. While window washers, construction workers, or the guy teetering on the top rope in a WWE pay-per-view need only fear gravity, electrical workers scale power lines during inclement weather at all hours of the day or night and risk not only falling but electrocution and encounters with rabid squirrels.

Cost / Benefit Analysis:

Cons: Don’t need to commit pre-meditated murder in the United States to know what the electric chair feels like.

But on the Plus Side: Panoramic views, stealing cable  and getting mileage out of jerking around like you’ve just been electrocuted to scare passersby.

7. Roofers. If you’ve ever wanted to inhale tar during the warmest months of the year and instead of holding the sign that says ‘Slow’ on a seldom traveled overpass for union pay, you’d rather risk plummeting off a roof (and have just been released from a stint in the state pen), have we got the lax background check occupation for you. Comprised of minds more warped than the than the cut-rate shingles they slap on for an inflated price, this is the place to drop off an application once you’ve stashed the orange jumpsuit.

Cost / Benefit Analysis:

Cons: Mostly ex ones do this job.

But on the Plus Side: Minimal background checks, you get to be outdoors after all that time spent scratching out the days on your cell wall, and you can wave hello to your parole officer as he passes by on the street.

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Funny Top 10 lists are wildly popular… We discovered this in a list of 10 Things that are Wildly Popular.

We started our site to follow on in the path laid down by our first book, a humorous collection of drinking-related feats of grandeur called The Man Who Scared a Shark to Death: and Other True Tales of Drunken Debauchery (Penguin), but soon branched out into lists, some of which, like our Top 10 Drinking and Driving Songs of All Time, had never been attempted before.

The ones that we’ve run on this site have brought us thousands upon thousands of eyeballs, like some grotesque Dali painting; so, to meet everyone’s needs, like a brothel in a Walmart, we decided to offer a one stop shop for each and every one of our lists, just in case you might have missed a few (if you have, you needn’t worry. Much like if you missed a day for your prescription meds, you can double up on the dose to catch up).

Here is a collection of our most recent lists so that our readers can mosey up to the drive-thru window and remark upon just how much free entertainment we’ve brought you over the years (if you’re feeling especially generous, we are happy to accept gifts provided we don’t have to pay the postage—so what we’re saying is, cash is preferred).

So, in no particular order, we present to you our fave Top 10 Lists (we realize some of these lists may not involve 10 items, but for every one that comes in under that number, we’ve got several that go well over so at the very least, they AVERAGE ten and besides, this is not an express check out line at the supermarket).

Subway Movies

“The subway, unless you’re stuffed into one in Japan by a cop mime, provides relative comfort. A gauge of a city’s sophistication (unless it’s Cleveland), there are 15 cities in North America with light rail/subway systems, and we’ve had the opportunity to try out four of them and on only two occasions, saw someone urinating on a platform—which are pretty good odds, all things considered, given the relatively small circumference of a drunk’s indiscriminate pissing.” [click for more]

Serial Killers and Astrology

“Astrology adherents believe we all fall into one of 12 basic character groups depending on the alignment of the stars at the time we made our screaming, messy debuts in this world. In a bid to get people to cough up more than the cost of their newspapers, astrologers are capable of complicating this basic setup with a cosmic breakdown of exactly where the universe was at when you were born with moons waxing and waning and more stars going into their ascendancy than after a no-tell weekend at a Hollywood producer’s house.” [click for more]

Offensive Art

“The French poet Jacques Prevert (and no, that is not a typo; he apparently got there ahead of the perverts), once said:   “Art is never chaste. It ought to be forbidden to ignorant innocents, never allowed into contact with those not sufficiently prepared. Yes, art is dangerous. Where it is chaste, it is not art.” Well these are unchaste works that came into contact with many people who were not sufficiently prepared; most of these would probably have even drawn a “Sacre Bleu!” from Prevert himself.” [click for more]

Kitchen Nightmares 101

“We are big fans of Kitchen Nightmares, not the kind that wake you up sweating through the sheets and reaching for antacids (what would likely transpire after a repast prepared by either of us) but the Chef Gordon Ramsay reality show.” [click for more]

Elevator Etiquette

“Please memorize every single one of these rules and never forget them. They will make your elevator-riding experience shorter and more enjoyable. Also your fellow elevator passengers will not despise you with every fiber of their being.”[click for more]

Dumbest Game Shows

“The economy is in the commode. Those who still have jobs are dropping from ulcers as they think of reasons to justify their exclusion from the next purge. Cardiac surgeons are clocking overtime like hookers at Mardi Gras, but there’s one group, who, if you were to take a sample member and measure his pulse it would read, “Dude…”These are your stay-at-home bums.” [click for more]

Swine Flu Songs

“Just when you thought it was safe to venture into the barn again, after Bessie’s ozone layer destroying farts and Mad Cow disease, along comes the swine flu – the latest assault on humanity perpetrated by a creature most commonly seen on breakfast plates.” [click for more]

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In The Bucket List, Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson get out the blue box which has been attracting flies and recycle every character the duo have ever played in the last twenty years: the kindly, patriarchal, advice-dispensing gentleman and the cantankerous, wise-cracking cacker.

When diagnosed with terminal cancer, the twosome, sensing the scythed one is pulling into the driveway, decide to fulfill an ultimate ‘to do’ list. This appalling film, which might’ve put the careers of these two gentlemen into the earth as well, luckily, failed to make a dent in people’s enjoyment of lists of all stripes (the old advice-dispensing patriarchal black gentleman would certainly fit into a Top 20 Movie Clichés list). This is a good thing, as we’ve spent an inordinate amount of time writing Top This and That lists and would hate to think all that hard work might have been better spent doing something more socially constructive-organizing a parade or signing a petition to curb parade noise.

Since launching The Shark Guys in October of 2007, hot on the heels of our book, The Man Who Scared a Shark to Death and Other True Tales of Drunken Debauchery, we’ve arranged a good number of these hierarchies for your reading pleasure. These initially adhered to our book’s theme, drinking, such as our Top 10 ‘Bar’ Songs of All Time, but gradually branched into other areas as well. For those of you who haven’t suffered some kind of left-hemisphere trauma, you’ll note that some of these lists are reproduced in our site’s right column, but not all, so we figured we’d remedy that here. Now, as luck would have it, as of August 08, we’ve done 10 lists such lists. So here are our Top 10 List.

Top 10 ‘Bar’ Songs
We recognize that these songs played in bars make an important contribution to one’s elbow-tilting atmosphere, however, we reckon that enough attention has been paid to every one of them. What we’d like to focus on instead are songs that are actually set in bars. The writers of these songs, for the most part, were the sort who followed the advice of “Write what you know”; they looked around, saw that they were in a bar and wrote the following. [click here for more]

Top 10 Coolest Bartenders of All Time
Hollywood, not surprisingly, has introduced us to some truly memorable drunks – think Billy Bob Thornton in “Bad Santa”, or, far creepier and more likely to cause you to wake yourself up screaming, Gary Busey in “Carny”. But what of the men and women on the other side of the bar, patiently stomaching the hero’s bravado and slinging the drinks that fuel his adventures? [click here for more]

Top 10 Jesus Sightings of All Time
An English pub drinker had a religious experience of sorts recently. The Daily Mail reported on how a taxi driver ordered a bottle of cider and “got goose pimples” when the waitress opened it and staring back at him from the foil on the neck was the face of Christ himself. “His appearance at the British pub was only the latest stop on an unorthodox tour; the Nazarene has popped in for a visit via some unlikely, and occasionally delicious, places over the past few decades. [click here for more]

25 Horrible Bands Named after Places
Much like hypertension or obesity are predictors for cardiovascular disease, geography is a measure for determining whether a band’s music will make you want to cover your ears. Before you pen a terse letter to your city councillor, we’re not referring specifically to where a band might be from, but one whose name is geographic in origin. [click here for more]

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The internet has given those in the social sciences a new lease on life. After decades spent recording how men react when the guy in the next urinal brings up the weather, they can now suss out how just out how social media affects human behavior. This has led to countless studies with a firmer grasp on the obvious than guys lugging around a heavy sign that says ‘obvious’. The latest research is from the University of Guelph and was picked up like a communicable disease from a toilet seat by numerous media outlets including the LA Times. This was because it contained the term ‘Facebook’ and with sinking ad revenues, mainstream media like their easy keyword hits as much as we do.

Facebook is where you post pictures of yourself that would not be seen by most of the people on your friends list unless you held a slideshow in your living room – and invited the kid who ate grass by the clump in second grade – or an interested party hired by a private investigator. All sorts of information is posted on Facebook and – depending on the time you devote to posting and the inclination of the reader to wade through the up-to-the-minute updates of the latest things you’ve ingested – the community of those who know you intimately increases from coworkers at the local Stop N’ Gobble to a huge pool of people, some of whom you may never have met in the humans sharing oxygen in the same space sort of sense.

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Lists are wildly popular. Whether they’re to-do lists, celebrities you’d sleep with if their publicist wasn’t looking, no-fly lists, hit lists, laundry lists or disabled lists (roll calls backstage at the Jerry Lewis Telethon), lists are undoubtedly popular. You might have noticed we’ve devoted an inordinate amount of time to lists on the site, time that could’ve been spent doing something more productive—organizing a parade or launching a petition to curb parade noise.

The lists we’ve compiled here are not Seven US Presidents who Had Clubbed Feet or the Largest Living Reptiles Who’ll Eat your Pets if You’re Not Careful—you know, those yellowing almanacs you flip through when you’re depositing the last remnants of Larry’s House of Refried Beans into a basement commode. Instead, like a coin laundry cycle, we’ve put our own spin on various lists, the vast majority of which have never been done before (and if they have, well, ideas cannot be copyrighted only their expression so those people are shit out of luck).

In keeping with what has become a recurring theme on our site (along with repeated complaints from people with tin ears defending the musical merits of Bon Jovi—we’ll continue to argue for the ‘nay’ side, if we sense the Jersey chuckleheads have even a puncher’s chance of landing in the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame), we’ve decided to once again, en masse, showcase our lists, fittingly enough, in list form. Here are 10 of our Top 10 Lists (they’re not strictly ‘10′ each time, sometimes they’re 7, 8, 20…basically we pick a number of the top of our heads, kinda like psychics when they’re getting a reading on your date of birth).

At last count, there are well over 60 on this site, maybe more and to the best of our knowledge (we’ve yet to hear back from queries sent to MADD), nobody has ever attempted a DUI Songs List. If you’re on a road trip, may we suggest US State Songs while you fire empties out the window on the interstate? Enjoy and we’ll see you soon.

Jesus Songs
Legends about a one-for-one swap of a soul for musical proficiency abound. (though the guy who plays the spoons and passes around a hat at the bus depot might’ve sold his for a ticket to Cleveland) Such is the extraordinary power of song that nobody, say, sells their soul to become taller and better looking. [for more click here]

Survive a Hangover

Hangovers. Ah yes, when the glorious lies you were telling last night come crashing into the truth of today’s terrible reality. They are nature’s way of reminding you that life is not really as enjoyable as you might have thought when you were slow dancing with the vacuum cleaner and summoning another round of margaritas. [click here for more]

NBA Names
As anyone who’s been stuffed into a locker knows, athletes are bigger and stronger than anybody else and there is no better example of this than basketball, where even the average player can set a drink on top of the head of the biggest guy you know and if he objects, punt him in the ass with a giant shoe not seen outside the confines of a circus big-top. [click here for more]

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Orphaned, Again

The Taking of Third Avenue-138th Street to Parkchester (The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3)

Bourne to be Wild

Bourne Under a Bad Sign

A Sucker Bourne Every Minute

Harry Potter: Getting Blood from a Stone

Harry Potter and the Political Prisoner of Uzbekistan

Maybe he Really IS That Into You

Analyze Those (Analyze This, Analyze That)

Paul Blart: Armored Truck Driver

Paul Blart Jr: Hall Monitor

Babe: Pig in Swine Flu City

You, Robot 2

How the Grinch Stole Eid al-Adha

Public Enemy # 2.

Rush Hour 4: Public Transit

Die Hard like a Blood Diamond

Bee Movie 2: C-List

The Fantastic 5

A Country for Old Men

P.S., I Love you More

Juno II: Juno Beach

An Afternoon at the Museum

Mission, Plausible IV

The Santa Clause 4: Read the Fine Print Clause

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